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gerald has been a cloud consultant for eleven years and i'm not explaining that again. four hundred an hour to point at the sky and go "yeah that's moving kinda fast ngl." his clients eat it up every time. one time a nimbostratus pulled up to a board meeting unannounced — no invite, no context, just vibes — and gerald was lowkey the only one who kept it together. got a cheese basket out of it. still has the basket. gerald is built different and i think we should respect that.
nobody ordered the sandwich but it showed up and honestly its energy was immaculate. parallel park confidence. first try. we were shook. waiter just shrugged and walked away which fr is the most skating-through-life response possible. after like twenty minutes we let it have the window seat because it clearly wanted it and you don't fight that. left a five star review that night. "lovely ambiance, people were fine." bro the sandwich is better at socializing than i am and i've been skating for eight years. it's humbling out here.
